Joe Is My Bitch

Fun Times Next Week

2004-10-03T16:26:40Z

Soooo next week is gonna be super fun. Me and Joe are going to Halloween Haunt Thursday night...just me and him. We havent had a date in a while. We're going to the pre-scare dinner which is a buffet thingamabob and it's good and we get in the park early. YAY!!! Then on Saturday we are going to go to KZLA's Country Bash....I can't wait for that. I'll finally get to spend some time with Bill and Jen since i've been so busy with school I havent been able to hang out with them much. Anyways thats gonna be fun cuz Joe's whole family is going so ya. YAY!

Go Me

2004-10-02T16:07:10Z

How You Live Your Super Life by wdalphin
Username
What is your superhero name?
Your background is:	You're from a dystopic future
Your super power is:	Super Intellect
Your weakness is:	Lead
Your sidekick is:	uselessregret83
Your nemesis is:	pixiestixhb
Wanted for the following crime:	World conquest
Your epic battle will take place:	On a barren asteroid
How many die getting in the way:	936,589
Who wins:	Your nemesis kills your sidekick, driving you to kill them

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Super Sad Doggie Poem...

2004-08-27T21:22:16Z

I Died Today

Dear Mom and Dad,

I died today. You got tired of me and took me to the shelter. They
were overcrowded and I drew
an unlucky number. I am in a black plastic bag in a
landfill now. Some other puppy will get the barely used leash you
left. My collar was dirty and too
small, but the lady took it off before she sent me to the Rainbow
Bridge.

Would I still be at home if I hadn't chewed your shoe? I didn't know
what it was, but it was leather,
and it was on the floor. I was just playing. You forgot to get puppy
toys.

Would I still be at home if I had been housebroken? Rubbing my nose
in
what I did only made me
ashamed that I had to go at all. There are books and obedience
teachers that would have taught you
how to teach me to go to the door.

Would I still be at home if I hadn't brought fleas into the house?
Without anti-flea medicine, I
couldn't get them off of me after you left me in the yard for days.

Would I still be at home if I hadn't barked? I was only saying, "I'm
scared, I'm lonely, I'm here, I'm
here! I want to be your best friend."

Would I still be at home if I had made you happy? Hitting me didn't
make me learn how.

Would I still be at home if you had taken the time to care for me and
to teach manners to me? You
didn't pay attention to me after the first week or so, but I spent
all
my time waiting for you to love
me.

I died today.

Love,
Your Puppy

UGH

2004-08-27T15:32:51Z

Still sick...going to the doc today to get some medicine....dying...can...no...longer...type.....uuuuugggggghhhhhh

Funny Joke

2004-08-25T14:59:14Z

A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short
distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.............

Sniffle

2004-08-22T16:57:27Z

Still sick...slept like poo last night....sucks monkeys...

Sick Dog

2004-08-21T16:44:12Z

Im sick and it sucks! My throat is all scrachy and (ewww) phlemy. I didnt get any sleep last night cuz my puppy was sick and not feeling good. So yah to sum it up I feel like crapola.

Year and a Half

2004-08-12T16:15:40Z

Today is me and joe's year and a half anniversary....I love you baby so much...love your mongorian :O)

Cool

2004-08-10T14:54:48Z

What would your Anime life be like? by hearthlight
Name:
Gender:
Your looks:	Ethereal beauty.
Your best friend:	An ackward schoolboy.
Your powers:	Energy blasts.
Your beloved:	A valiant hero.
Your occupation:	Lookin' pretty.
Your ending:	Very, very funny.

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Johnny Depp....Sweeeet

2004-08-04T15:22:16Z

Your Vampire Life (female) by EvilKirin
Your Username
How Many Years From Now You Will Be Turned...	6
You Will Be Turned By...	Your Aunt
Your Signature Power Will Be...	Flight
Your Vampiric Lifemate Will Be...
You Will Lure Them Into It By...	Hypnotism
How Many Years You Will Live For...	493
You Will Finally Be Killed By...

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I Love You

2004-07-30T03:19:58Z

You know what's the best thing in the world? Falling in love all over again with the person you fell in love with in the first place...

Fun Times

2004-07-29T23:14:04Z

Last night was fun...we went to joe's parents house last night to hang out with bill and jen and their Irvine Spectrum buddies. Anyways fun was to be had and me Jen and Lindsay got really drunk and decided to go on a walk around the neighborhood. THAT was sooo fun and I think we were loud enough to wake everybody up....so the boys eventually made us go inside cuz aparently the cops were gonna come according to billiam....suuurreee Bill. :O) Anyways it was fun. Gotta love the alcohol.

Life

2004-07-24T03:12:53Z

Why is it that almost all of lifes twists suck ass???!!! Seriously...

fatgoosehc @ 2004-07-19T09:55:00

2004-07-19T17:15:21Z

So...Im a boring person...I have nothing to post....but oh well...I like myself...thats one thing that the classes taught me...like yourself...ha j/k...there were no classes...riiiiggghhhhhhtt

Gym Gym Gym Gym Gym

2004-07-15T15:35:23Z

Weeeee Holly's going to the gym everybody...lets see that will make it....da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....twice this week...okay stop laughing! Well anyways ta ta toodaloo!

The Butterfly Effect

2004-07-15T15:29:42Z

Watched the butterfly effect yesterday....disturbing movie....too many things that upset me...but otherwise a good ending. I did a lot of screaming and scowling at the characters but thats okay cuz theyre real....right? :OD

Funny Funny

2004-07-12T20:28:32Z

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter that the other?
Eileen

An Asian woman with the same affliction?
Irene

After the operation?
Noleen

Ha Ha!

2004-07-12T16:47:00Z

THE RULES

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The Female always makes THE RULES.

THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

No Male can possible know all THE RULES.

If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

The Female is never wrong.

If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

The Female can change her mind at any time.

The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.

The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

I don't know why I thought this was funny...

2004-07-12T04:42:26Z

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Hills/3456/h_poopies.html

Go Here Too

2004-07-12T04:24:26Z

WebPetitions.com

Go here every day!!!!!!!!

2004-07-12T04:03:46Z

DigitalCharity.com

You can help charities just by clicking...come on just do it please :O)

I'm freaked out...

2004-07-05T23:44:20Z

Well...I'm freaking out. I go back to the doctor to see if some cervical dysplasia has gotten worse and will lead to cervical cancer or if it went away. I'm really scared. I feel like crying right now but I'm trying not to. I'm stupid cuz i'm reading on this web site right now about women who had cervical cancers and some of them had to have hysterectomys and the would be horrible. I don't know what I would do. Of course i'm probably worrying for no reason (I hope), but I can't help it...it scares me so much. If I couldnt have children I don't know what I would do. That would crush me....I don't even know why i'm writing this on a journal. I guess I can't talk to anyone or just plain don't want to right now.......anyone know anything about this kind of stuff?

The 4th

2004-07-05T18:18:06Z

Hope everyone had a fun fourth of july. I did. Hung out with my family, my boyfriend, tom, cely, and mike. Huntington Beach was crazy! This is the most crowded and rowdy I have ever seen in all my years here. It was cool. My poor gramma was in traffic for 45 minutes on main street. Tee hee. Anyways fun times.

Yah Yah Yah

2004-07-04T04:22:17Z

Name 3 Bad Habits You Have:
1. Im Messy
2. stressing
3. worrying

Name 3 Things That You Wish You Had:
1. MOney
2. A career
3. A magic genie

Name 3 Scents You Love:
1. Ck summer
2. Victorias secret Very Sexy
3. My Boyfriend right after a shower....hhhmmmmmmmm

Name 3 Things You'd Never Wear:
1. Clogs
2. "Hippie Clothes"
3. Blue eyeshadow

Name 3 Things You Are Thinking About Now:
1. Going to the gym
2. My boyfriend
3. Past

Name 3 Things That You Have Done Today:
1. Been worried
2. Walked Monty
3. Hugged Joe

Name the Last 3 Things You Have Bought:
1. CK Summer
2. Mcdonalds
3. water thing for Monty

Name 3 Drinks You Regularly Drink:
1. Diet coke (sssshhhhhhh)
2. Water
3. OJ

Last Person You Hugged? Joe
Last Thing You Laughed At? Liar Liar
Last Time You Cried? Today
What Color Socks Are You Wearing? None
What's Under Your Bed? I dont have a "under the bed"
What Time Did You Wake Up Today? 8:00 am
Current Hair? Dirty Blonde
Current Clothes? Jammies
Current Annoyance? aaahh where does the list end!
Current Desktop Picture? Something I made
Current Worry? aaahhh just the usual...whoopee
Current Hate? myself
Last CD You Bought? Shaniah Twain and Tim Mcgraw
Favorite Place To Be? I don't know
Least Favorite Place? Inside my head
If You Could Play An Instrument? Guitar
Favorite Color? Green, Purple, and Silver
Do You Believe In An Afterlife? Uh huh
How Tall Are You? Shortee 5' 3
Favorite Season? Winter
Favorite Day? Saturday
Where Would You Like To Go? Back in time

*past 48 hours*
01. cried: yeah
02. bought something: Uh huh
03. gotten sick: nope
04. sang: I think so...probably country
05. eaten: like there was no tomorrow
06. been kissed: yup
07. felt stupid: always
08. wanted to tell someone you loved them, but didn't: nope
09. met someone new: nope
10. moved on: nope
11. talk to an ex: nope
12. missed an ex: nope
13. talked to someone you have a crush on: nope
14. had a serious talk: yup
15. missed someone: yeah
16. hugged someone: yup
17. fought with your parents: nope
18. dreamed about someone you can't be with: nope
19. talked on the phone: uh huh

*personal*
01. who is your role model: Jennifer and William Dean
02. what are some of your pet peeves: Whores, liars
03. have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: Yup
04. have you ever cried over the opposite sex: Yup
05. do you have a "type" of person you always go after: NO
06. rather have a relationship or a "hookup": relationship
07. want someone you don't have right now: nope
08. ever liked your best guy/girl friend: nope
09. do you want to get married: yes
10. do you want kids: yes
11. do you believe in psychics: yeah
12. do you believe you know the person whom you will marry at this point in time: yeah
13. are you happy with you: Nope
14. are you happy with your life: Not fully yet

Interesting...

2004-06-30T16:37:39Z

Your Sexual Personality: Sensualist

For you to enjoy sex, it's got to feel, smell, look, sound, and taste right

You're all about ultimate sensual experiences - from bubble baths together to feeding each other

You're up for some kinky stuff, but only if it feels right to you.

You tend be a hedonist in the bedroom, taking all night to savor each sexual moment.

Your sexual power position is missionary. You like to feel every inch of your partner's body.

Sometimes, you'll flip over for rear entry, but you'll still be laying on top of one another.

You are most compatible with other sensualists and princes / princesses.

You need a lover who enjoys being spoiled in bed as much as you do.

Get with a tiger / tigress and you'll feel like the sex is too cheap and fast.

Get with an adventurer / adventuress, and you won't be happy with the icky things they want to do.

Kink things up by playing with anything by Kama Sutra.

They specialize in products that enhance every pleasurable sensation.

What's Your Sexual Personality?

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