| Sunday, October 3rd, 2004 |
| 9:25 am |
Fun Times Next Week
Soooo next week is gonna be super fun. Me and Joe are going to Halloween Haunt Thursday night...just me and him. We havent had a date in a while. We're going to the pre-scare dinner which is a buffet thingamabob and it's good and we get in the park early. YAY!!! Then on Saturday we are going to go to KZLA's Country Bash....I can't wait for that. I'll finally get to spend some time with Bill and Jen since i've been so busy with school I havent been able to hang out with them much. Anyways thats gonna be fun cuz Joe's whole family is going so ya. YAY! Current Mood:  crazyCurrent Music: Joe Nichols - The impossible |
| Saturday, October 2nd, 2004 |
| 9:06 am |
Go Me
Current Mood:  ditzyCurrent Music: Joe Nichols - Brokenheartsville |
| Friday, August 27th, 2004 |
| 2:21 pm |
Super Sad Doggie Poem...
I Died Today Dear Mom and Dad, I died today. You got tired of me and took me to the shelter. They were overcrowded and I drew an unlucky number. I am in a black plastic bag in a landfill now. Some other puppy will get the barely used leash you left. My collar was dirty and too small, but the lady took it off before she sent me to the Rainbow Bridge. Would I still be at home if I hadn't chewed your shoe? I didn't know what it was, but it was leather, and it was on the floor. I was just playing. You forgot to get puppy toys. Would I still be at home if I had been housebroken? Rubbing my nose in what I did only made me ashamed that I had to go at all. There are books and obedience teachers that would have taught you how to teach me to go to the door. Would I still be at home if I hadn't brought fleas into the house? Without anti-flea medicine, I couldn't get them off of me after you left me in the yard for days. Would I still be at home if I hadn't barked? I was only saying, "I'm scared, I'm lonely, I'm here, I'm here! I want to be your best friend." Would I still be at home if I had made you happy? Hitting me didn't make me learn how. Would I still be at home if you had taken the time to care for me and to teach manners to me? You didn't pay attention to me after the first week or so, but I spent all my time waiting for you to love me. I died today. Love, Your Puppy Current Mood:  contemplative |
| 8:31 am |
UGH
Still sick...going to the doc today to get some medicine....dying...can...no...longer...t ype.....uuuuugggggghhhhhh Current Mood:  sick |
| Wednesday, August 25th, 2004 |
| 7:58 am |
Funny Joke
A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left............. Current Mood:  amused |
| Sunday, August 22nd, 2004 |
| 9:56 am |
Sniffle
Still sick...slept like poo last night....sucks monkeys... Current Mood:  bitchy |
| Saturday, August 21st, 2004 |
| 9:42 am |
Sick Dog
Im sick and it sucks! My throat is all scrachy and (ewww) phlemy. I didnt get any sleep last night cuz my puppy was sick and not feeling good. So yah to sum it up I feel like crapola. Current Mood:  cranky |
| Thursday, August 12th, 2004 |
| 9:14 am |
Year and a Half
Today is me and joe's year and a half anniversary....I love you baby so much...love your mongorian :O) |
| Tuesday, August 10th, 2004 |
| 7:54 am |
Cool
Current Mood: ditzy |
| Wednesday, August 4th, 2004 |
| 8:21 am |
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| Thursday, July 29th, 2004 |
| 8:18 pm |
I Love You
You know what's the best thing in the world? Falling in love all over again with the person you fell in love with in the first place... Current Mood: happy |
| 4:10 pm |
Fun Times
Last night was fun...we went to joe's parents house last night to hang out with bill and jen and their Irvine Spectrum buddies. Anyways fun was to be had and me Jen and Lindsay got really drunk and decided to go on a walk around the neighborhood. THAT was sooo fun and I think we were loud enough to wake everybody up....so the boys eventually made us go inside cuz aparently the cops were gonna come according to billiam....suuurreee Bill. :O) Anyways it was fun. Gotta love the alcohol. Current Mood:  tired |
| Friday, July 23rd, 2004 |
| 8:10 pm |
Life
Why is it that almost all of lifes twists suck ass???!!! Seriously... Current Mood:  discontent |
| Monday, July 19th, 2004 |
| 9:55 am |
So...Im a boring person...I have nothing to post....but oh well...I like myself...thats one thing that the classes taught me...like yourself...ha j/k...there were no classes...riiiiggghhhhhhtt Current Mood: tired |
| Thursday, July 15th, 2004 |
| 8:33 am |
Gym Gym Gym Gym Gym
Weeeee Holly's going to the gym everybody...lets see that will make it....da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....twice this week...okay stop laughing! Well anyways ta ta toodaloo! Current Mood: Motivated |
| 8:27 am |
The Butterfly Effect
Watched the butterfly effect yesterday....disturbing movie....too many things that upset me...but otherwise a good ending. I did a lot of screaming and scowling at the characters but thats okay cuz theyre real....right? :OD Current Mood: moodyCurrent Music: Brad Paisley - Little Moments Like That |
| Monday, July 12th, 2004 |
| 1:27 pm |
Funny Funny
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter that the other? Eileen An Asian woman with the same affliction? Irene After the operation? Noleen |
| 9:46 am |
Ha Ha!
THE RULES ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- The Female always makes THE RULES. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. No Male can possible know all THE RULES. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES. The Female is never wrong. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. The Female can change her mind at any time. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5. |
| Sunday, July 11th, 2004 |
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| Monday, July 5th, 2004 |
| 4:43 pm |
I'm freaked out...
Well...I'm freaking out. I go back to the doctor to see if some cervical dysplasia has gotten worse and will lead to cervical cancer or if it went away. I'm really scared. I feel like crying right now but I'm trying not to. I'm stupid cuz i'm reading on this web site right now about women who had cervical cancers and some of them had to have hysterectomys and the would be horrible. I don't know what I would do. Of course i'm probably worrying for no reason (I hope), but I can't help it...it scares me so much. If I couldnt have children I don't know what I would do. That would crush me....I don't even know why i'm writing this on a journal. I guess I can't talk to anyone or just plain don't want to right now.......anyone know anything about this kind of stuff? Current Mood: scared |
| 11:16 am |
The 4th
Hope everyone had a fun fourth of july. I did. Hung out with my family, my boyfriend, tom, cely, and mike. Huntington Beach was crazy! This is the most crowded and rowdy I have ever seen in all my years here. It was cool. My poor gramma was in traffic for 45 minutes on main street. Tee hee. Anyways fun times. Current Mood:  content |
| Saturday, July 3rd, 2004 |
| 9:11 pm |
Yah Yah Yah
Name 3 Bad Habits You Have: 1. Im Messy 2. stressing 3. worrying Name 3 Things That You Wish You Had: 1. MOney 2. A career 3. A magic genie Name 3 Scents You Love: 1. Ck summer 2. Victorias secret Very Sexy 3. My Boyfriend right after a shower....hhhmmmmmmmm Name 3 Things You'd Never Wear: 1. Clogs 2. "Hippie Clothes" 3. Blue eyeshadow Name 3 Things You Are Thinking About Now: 1. Going to the gym 2. My boyfriend 3. Past Name 3 Things That You Have Done Today: 1. Been worried 2. Walked Monty 3. Hugged Joe Name the Last 3 Things You Have Bought: 1. CK Summer 2. Mcdonalds 3. water thing for Monty Name 3 Drinks You Regularly Drink: 1. Diet coke (sssshhhhhhh) 2. Water 3. OJ Last Person You Hugged? Joe Last Thing You Laughed At? Liar Liar Last Time You Cried? Today What Color Socks Are You Wearing? None What's Under Your Bed? I dont have a "under the bed" What Time Did You Wake Up Today? 8:00 am Current Hair? Dirty Blonde Current Clothes? Jammies Current Annoyance? aaahh where does the list end! Current Desktop Picture? Something I made Current Worry? aaahhh just the usual...whoopee Current Hate? myself Last CD You Bought? Shaniah Twain and Tim Mcgraw Favorite Place To Be? I don't know Least Favorite Place? Inside my head If You Could Play An Instrument? Guitar Favorite Color? Green, Purple, and Silver Do You Believe In An Afterlife? Uh huh How Tall Are You? Shortee 5' 3 Favorite Season? Winter Favorite Day? Saturday Where Would You Like To Go? Back in time *past 48 hours* 01. cried: yeah 02. bought something: Uh huh 03. gotten sick: nope 04. sang: I think so...probably country 05. eaten: like there was no tomorrow 06. been kissed: yup 07. felt stupid: always 08. wanted to tell someone you loved them, but didn't: nope 09. met someone new: nope 10. moved on: nope 11. talk to an ex: nope 12. missed an ex: nope 13. talked to someone you have a crush on: nope 14. had a serious talk: yup 15. missed someone: yeah 16. hugged someone: yup 17. fought with your parents: nope 18. dreamed about someone you can't be with: nope 19. talked on the phone: uh huh *personal* 01. who is your role model: Jennifer and William Dean 02. what are some of your pet peeves: Whores, liars 03. have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: Yup 04. have you ever cried over the opposite sex: Yup 05. do you have a "type" of person you always go after: NO 06. rather have a relationship or a "hookup": relationship 07. want someone you don't have right now: nope 08. ever liked your best guy/girl friend: nope 09. do you want to get married: yes 10. do you want kids: yes 11. do you believe in psychics: yeah 12. do you believe you know the person whom you will marry at this point in time: yeah 13. are you happy with you: Nope 14. are you happy with your life: Not fully yet Current Mood:  stressed |
| Wednesday, June 30th, 2004 |
| 9:36 am |
Interesting...
 Your Sexual Personality: SensualistFor you to enjoy sex, it's got to feel, smell, look, sound, and taste right You're all about ultimate sensual experiences - from bubble baths together to feeding each other You're up for some kinky stuff, but only if it feels right to you. You tend be a hedonist in the bedroom, taking all night to savor each sexual moment. Your sexual power position is missionary. You like to feel every inch of your partner's body. Sometimes, you'll flip over for rear entry, but you'll still be laying on top of one another. You are most compatible with other sensualists and princes / princesses. You need a lover who enjoys being spoiled in bed as much as you do. Get with a tiger / tigress and you'll feel like the sex is too cheap and fast. Get with an adventurer / adventuress, and you won't be happy with the icky things they want to do. Kink things up by playing with anything by Kama Sutra. They specialize in products that enhance every pleasurable sensation. What's Your Sexual Personality?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva |
| Tuesday, June 15th, 2004 |
| 9:56 am |
My rib My rib!
Soooo I went to the chiropractor and found out what happened with me not breathing and stuff. Yah so the tip of my rib popped out of my muscle. Oh my god. I was like sooo how do you fix that and she was like well I pop it back in. So she did that (It didnt even really hurt) and it feels a little better now. The problem is that I like cant do anything until she tells me so cuz my rib could pop back out again (and believe me I dont want that happening since that was the worst part.) Yah thats it for now. Life sucks I think Current Mood: annoyed |
| Monday, June 14th, 2004 |
| 8:41 am |
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!
Okay it's official...I'm dying. Sooo I was playing the sims last night, building a house for me and such when I turned just ever so slightly (not quickly either) and all of a sudden my upper back was in instant pain and any deep breathe hurt like a mo fo! I couldnt go to the emergency room cuz I dont have surgery and my mom and gramma basically told me to "tough it out" so thats what I did. Soo now its morning and it still hurts to move and breathe. Yippy. Soooo I called my grammas chiropractor and I have an appointment today at 1045am pllleeeaaassseee hurry up. So thats it. Don't know what the hell is wrong with me...yah sucks.... Current Mood:  uncomfortable |
| Saturday, June 12th, 2004 |
| 9:03 pm |
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| Monday, June 7th, 2004 |
| 12:34 pm |
Timmy!
Tim Mcgraws new song "Live like you were dying" is super duper! Yah thats it. Current Mood:  cheerfulCurrent Music: Live like you were dying - Tim Mcgraw |
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| Friday, May 28th, 2004 |
| 8:55 pm |
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| 8:55 am |
Ouch
Okay...OWWW!!! I did pilates and a tae bo abs and glute tape yesterday. All I have to say is OOOWWWWIIIIEEE!!! Current Mood:  accomplished |
| Sunday, May 23rd, 2004 |
| 12:06 pm |
HMMMM I do own a lot of boy short bikinis...but I also like string ones...gotta get my bottom to the gym!!! Current Mood: contentCurrent Music: Tim Mcgraw - Illegal |
| Friday, May 21st, 2004 |
| 8:11 am |
Well we had to put my dog to sleep yesterday. He had something wrong with his neck which he couldnt move and he also couldnt move his front legs. It was so hard saying goodbye to him. The poor thing couldnt stand up. I just cried and cried and told him how much I loved him and how good of a dog he is. Then we said goodbye. My poor poor Benny....Im sad. I miss him... Current Mood: crappy |
| Thursday, May 20th, 2004 |
| 11:46 am |
We have to put my dog Benson to sleep today...poor old guy. He fell down the stairs yesterday and couldnt get up. The vet says theres something wrong with his neck and he cant move his legs. Benson was my favorite. He was such a sweetie. I'm really gonna miss him.... Current Mood: sad |
| 9:52 am |
Marks Thingy
Anyone and everyone who reads this, post something you would LIKE to do with me SOMEDAY. Then post this in your journal to find out what I want to do with you. |
| Tuesday, May 11th, 2004 |
| 4:05 pm |
Hmmmm...
 You Are Flirt-able!You are the best of both worlds - sexy and friendly, but not in either box. Your charm is addicting, and you always have plenty of people flirting with you. And if you want to turn things up, that's always an option for you. You have plenty of options - without being the person everyone has already done :-) Are You F***able?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva |
| Monday, May 3rd, 2004 |
| 2:25 pm |
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| Sunday, May 2nd, 2004 |
| 12:58 am |
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................ ..... Current Mood: angry |
| Friday, April 23rd, 2004 |
| 7:48 pm |
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| 7:32 pm |
Funny Stuff!!!!
TO MY DEAR WIFE: > During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. > I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. > The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: > > > 54 times the sheets were clean > > 17 times it was too late > > 49 times you were too tired > 20 times it was too hot > > 15 times you pretended to be sleep > > 22 times you had a headache > > 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby > > 16 times you said you were too sore > > 12 times it was the wrong time of the month > 19 times you had to get up early > > 9 times you said weren't in the mood > > 7 times you were sunburned > > 6 times you were watching the late show > > 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo > 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us > > 9 times yo! u said your mother would hear us > > > > Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: > > 6 times you just laid there > > 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling > > 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with > > 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished > 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move > > > > KEEP READING. TO MY DEAR HUSBAND: > > > > I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did: > > > > 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat > 36 times you did not come home at all > 21 times you didn't cum > > 33 times you came too soon > > 19 times you went soft before you got in > > 38 times you worked too late > > 10 times ! you got cramps in your toes > > 29 times you had to get up early to play golf > > 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls > > 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper > > 3 times you had a cold and your nose was running > > 2 times you had a splinter in your finger > > 20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day > > 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book > > 98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on TV > > Of the times we did get together: > > > > The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. > > I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" > > The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe. Current Mood: amused |
| Thursday, April 22nd, 2004 |
| 7:48 am |
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| Friday, April 16th, 2004 |
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| Thursday, April 15th, 2004 |
| 10:13 pm |
Just Do This Okay...Jeeeeezzzzzz :O)
I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want and I will answer. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything Current Mood: contemplative |
| Sunday, April 11th, 2004 |
| 3:12 pm |
HHMMMMM...oh um...I mean ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....haha j/k seriously...ewwww....um yah...why the hell did I even post this???  You Will Die Choking on a Big Dick!You're both a huge pleaser and a huge competitor in the bedroom So, there's no surprise that you want to give the best oral. Too bad it will cost you your life, because you'll get so caught up... You'll forget to come up for air. At least you'll be a legend! How Will You Die Having Sex?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva |
| 3:02 pm |
Wow...good thing i'm not a man huh...well how about I use the age old phrase "it's not the size that matters...it's what you do with what you got" Or something to that effect..... Current Mood:  blank |
| Tuesday, March 30th, 2004 |
| 7:12 pm |
Whoever the fuck decides up there what's gonna happen in my life is a real asshole! Fuck You! Am I a bad person...am I mean...do I deserve bad things to happen to me?! Apparently someone thinks so...so whoever that someone is....fuck off....and if I make it up there I think i'm gonna punch you in the nose and then we can talk about how shitty your plans for me were...how's that sound???!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG GGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: sad |
| Friday, March 12th, 2004 |
| 8:45 am |
Why do bad things happen to me?
Soooooo I might have cervical cancer. Whoopidy freiken doo! I have to waaaiiiitt until the 29th so that I can go and get something called a coloscopy. A coloscopy is basically like your standard pap smear except they dye your cervix with acetic acid or something like that and remove some tissue for a biopsy. Sooo I'll be bleeding and uncomfy for some day after but at least we'll know if I have cancer or not. I am so frieken scared right now you don't even know. All of these scary thoughts of what might happen keep going through my head and I spent the better part of yesterday crying. My guess is that I probably do have it since it runs in my family...great...just great. Soooooo shit happens and it sucks...and i'm scared shitless. But I have support. Okay that's it I guess.... Current Mood: shocked |
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